Lawn Jokes!!!

Her are some random jokes all about lawns and lawn mowers of course. I pulled these off the Internet for a little laughter on the site…take a look you just might smile, for this morning is not all bad…


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“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."


"Why are husbands like lawn movers?"
"They are difficult to get started, and then they don't work half the time."


"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors."


My daughter Renee asked if she could use my lawn mower. I told her of course she could, so long as she didn't take it out of my yard!"


"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who has short shorts and a tank top!”


The Lawn Mower

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in.

Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite awhile before the cast will be off!!!

Of course that's just a few of them online that I did a simple search for. I hope you liked and please leave your comments and sign that guest book please... and thank you..